Friday, 6 March 2009

David Beckham

Post number 214

David Beckham = Jose Merinho = The Pope + Mafia = Alex Fergusson + Double Glazing brothers = LA Galaxy = Mandleson = Guinea Drug Gang = Columbian Drug Gang = others.

Man U was weakened severely by me by hitting Fergusson continually with blow after blow. He was the mastermind behind psychological global terrorism with Bush, Pope and the rest using Man U logo/audio/visual intelligence with masses of supporters in Old Trafford (innocent and guilty) terrorising the populace in the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland.

Now, you don’t see one Man U shirt in home games. My victory has been a massive blow for them. First, they got the BNP to mess up the Everton fixture. I stopped them in time.

Now, David Beckham is a massive investment and a replacement for the Fergusson’s super charged engine. Check David Beckham’s AC Milan shirts for logos and electronic audio/visual back up in Jose Merinho’s “Special” dug out with a door he can escape through without shaking hands with Fergie but later meeting to drink £300 wine bottles.

So, David Beckham will play in South Africa for England. No, he won’t.

Mr Capelo: If David plays one more game for England from now on, I will bag you in with the Mafia, the Pope and the rest. Is that understood?

Shame about Posh and the Spice Girls’ aspirations to do concerts. They won’t be doing it for me, that’s for sure.

Who do these guys take me for, any way?

Mohammad Karim Ahmadzai,
Team Leader, Earth Projects

PS Keep digging at Ashley Cole and Christiano Ronaldo's fluctuating temper, team.
Hardeep Singh Kohli is now Secreatary of State for sport with Deputy Sean, the Barrister/football phenomenon/Master Mind winner. You work!


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