Sunday, 11 January 2009

Zuma, you nigger! coming to get you.

Post 65

Mr Jacob Zuma can wait. FUCK HIM! To justify the latter phrases for our American and United Kingdom followers and all Union Jack zones, in order to stress that use of such language is not going to be the future trend, we offer the following:

The whole world must have watched our brother Eddie Murphy’s Trading Places. The two old brothers (Bellamy and another one) were loosing millions in their orange juice business. Both brothers and a huge crowd were watching prices tumble down say every 5 seconds. One of the brothers had a heart attack and collapsed on the floor. A nice guy drew the attention of the other brother, pointed to the floor and might have said: “Look, your brother is having a heart attack”. The healthy brother knowing he lost his empire will end up as a street beggar, said: FUCK HIM; meaning his brother.

The setting and the story is so befitting to justify the use of the vulgar language, extremely satisfying, soothing, and above, driving a point home in most effective and convincing way.

Now, we just about to loose what we have built, and in order to emphasise to the Neo Nazi, white trash, scum of the earth, George W. Bush that we will not allow either him or his fellow BMW proud, arms dealing son of a bitch Zuma to destroy us, we say again FUCK MR ZUMA, and save our ethical, moral, and TRUTHFUL fortunes.

We will not end up as a beggar, you two arms dealers, because we have Bush already. He will be tired for crimes against the whole 6 million Israelis plus a lot more besides. As far as you are concerned the BMW man and arm dealer, you ignored our deadline of 17:03 hours of today and kept Mandela, Tutu and Mac (Careem) gagged for 24 hours with the whole world as our witnesses, including the Rainbow nation that you have sat out to rape. Rape here is unlike the woman you raped and made justice to become Kangaroo Courts, and judges as your cronies. You also suppressed the press, you scum bag Booka Booka/nagger bastard/Muzungu so that they never tell the truth.

To give some dignity to our work, assume this for the time slot of this blog post, Do assume Bwana Zuma that we (Mohammad) have encountered a huge, fat and ugly sewer rat (not the bush type that Zambians eat and we were told it was delicious). The rat is so powerful that it dragged us in the sewer his home. Assume Egham as your home because Egham is not clean of rubbish yet, so we can tolerate a little bit more humiliation, OK?

Its your environment. You know every nook and cranny and you probably will defeat us unless we became a master of your own filthy environment. To do that, we ourselves may end up dirtier than you are, but we will have mastered the sewer – scape (as in landscape) to kick your fat and ugly ass, real good. This will allow us to do whatever we like, break research rules (safeguard – engineer’s safety factor), and use the filthiest language we can be capable of using to humiliate you.

This is because you are the BMW man. Buy Mandrax and Women. We knew the type. They used to FUCK one in the office, the second in his real BMW car, and the third wherever you raped the woman. But, lets give you the benefit of the doubt, and may be you were right that you did not rape the poor woman. By the way, her life is ruined, and we love our women in ways you will not understand. You have raped one of our women. Boy, will we sort you out or what (team, you get the meaning of the phrase by now?). We will have you, lock, stock and barrel. May be you were too pissed with Chibooku, or even Kachasu, and you couldn’t get it up, you cock sucker. People didn’t know that side of you, did they?

Shame, we’ve run out of time because shopping took longer than anticipated. So, you very lucky, because we are just getting warmed up for you. Any way, if it is about the size of your cock, then we can sort that one out for you, too. We ask Careem to set up a public meeting at the college where Messrs Mandela, Tutu, yourselves and other intellectuals of ANC and The Congress Of The People, independent political parties, the press and Media including the BBC global communication take part. Since, Zuma’s manifesto is based on the size of dick only, you, Careem, pull Zuma’s trousers down and let the BBC televise it to the entire globe. Then you find an ordinary member of the new party who has a bigger cock than Zuma’s. Logic dictates that the new party will have won in Zuma’s cock specific/borne/related/based democracy hands down.

It would then be obvious that not only will the new party have their own supporters
but those of the ANC’s as well. Just because are ill informed due to insufficient resources to go round (education), it does not mean that a thug and sewer rat like Zuma can take them for a ride. He asks for his gun each time he magnetises prospective voters.

Just because you stole billions of $s, bought arms and sold them to Israel to kill, kill, kill, it doesn’t mean that the Rainbow Nation don’t see through you. In fact, they already, because you have put a gun at every body’s head in South Africa, but are too clever and conceal them. South Africans should be and are sick and tired of Guns, Zooma.

You by denouncing Mandela and Tutu and have rendered them voiceless have eroded your own foundation! The two giants, Careem and thousands of other supportes are your foundation because you call yourself the ANC. Mandela, with the ANC of the old and dead at your hands was your bench mark. Now, by denouncing the founders, you are using a new map with bench marks placed in correctly. Using this map, will result in you getting lost in the bush with the unfortunate supportes to whom you slod the fake map. You will be lost, and the lions will have you.

Tell you what Zuma. Whether Mandela, Tutu or Mac will speak to us live on BBC tonight, tomorrow, or next week or whether Bono might come on air and sings “One” for example, it doesn’t matter. It depends on how this post is received by those who matter. It also depends on philosophies Bono believes. They may be better than ours because of his track record in the landscape of every thing nice. It may depend on other intangible factors that we are unaware of.

The Congress of 2009 may have advice to offer. So, we have good reasons to wait and don’t get worked up about issues. What is important is that you don’t matter in the slightest. You touch as much as a single strand of Mandela’s hair, then you would wish you were born! Our threats are hitting you with knowledge and war with knowledge with logistics, planning, strategies, and execution that other recipients of our treatment can tell you about. Start with Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and the Pope who implicated himself of being a Neo Nazi, and your sole mate for having a hand in preparing grounds for causing a 21st century holocaust. The Pope and Zuma together in Crimes against humanity. Who would have believed that.

Some of our now hesitant followers are Catholics. We certainly have placed them in a very difficult philosophical conundrum. We empathise, and deeply respect their religion. Our explanation is that while ourselves have shelved away our own religion of Islam in our philosophies, we expect others to do the same. This campaign has been free of all religions.

Our reasoning is extremely simple to grasp. We are a dry cleaner. Years ago, we estimated our theoretical market size at 1 billion suit, trousers and skirt wearers scattered around the world. We assumed an expenditure of £1 per person per week. That would yield a turnover of 50 weeks X £1 X 1 billion = 50 billion pounds a year.

Practically, this turnover will be divided between various groups and not all of it will be ours. However, the total turnover is impressive. But it is achievable if we served all of these people, because they are all customers and we cannot, shall not and will not turn them away. Hence, religion of any type has meaning to our business. The same go for women, homosexuals, disabled, lesbians, and transvestites, even swingers! Boy, the latter group must be having real fun. So far as we are told, they shag any one within reach, no bars held, husbands watching their waves being shagged, then joining in to shag the man who in busy shagging his wife. Wow. Zuma, eat your heart out. You can’t even get it up after reading this.

Tell you what again. The Neo Nazi Bush, you, Runsfeld and others have never respected rules, dead lines etc. G.W. said we are going to FUCK UP Iraq at a time of our own choosing. He did, and while at, he put a massive parking space in Baghdad for his tanks, personal carries and god knows what else. He has never allowed any one to see it, but Professor Hadid will look in to the matter. You see Zuma, or may you don’t. The site was an important archaeological sites, and the pride of all human race. Bush destroyed it because he hates any thing old, be it Britain, Berlin, or South Africa. The latter, in a continent where we all came from. Shall we have for just being in Afirca, and you shouldn’t be. We wouldn’t bother. You are not worth it

We have gone on and on and on, just to keep on hitting you to wake up to the TRUTH of Mandela. You see, he really is a lot bigger than we are. He practises it, and has a track record. So do we, on both counts but need to be tested by a lot more humans to prove ourselves. This post has not been good enough for Mr Mandela. It is a draft straight from the head, and has not been edited. No spell check either. More importantly sentences may not make coherent sense. Careem, will you do honour and sort it out. Thanks.
Mohammad,

For Queen Elizabeth II

PS Brunel University site on Cooper Hill, Egham has been purchased for housing development. The site overlooks the Runnymede Acre. We lost a tug of war with both Bush and Blair. It is recorded here that we will place an order for it to be repossessed for the Congress of 2009 headquarters, for a start. Details later but soon. In the last minute. Must shoot it across. Here it comes. Iy is now 17:00 hours GMT Sunday 11 January 2009.

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