Friday, 9 January 2009

Illinois senate impeach governor. So what?

Post number 61,

Sorry, we are back. It’s not even an emergency. So, we will loose some credibility for being a broken record and all that. But, it was something Illinois did, and we kept on hearing it. So, we will do them a favour and tell them they sound to us like a broken record, and what they say looses its’ effectiveness.

The senate impeached the poor governor. OK. So they did, but what’s the big deal in repeating it, man? We impeached G.W. once, and felt that was enough. Now if you think we are going to start a parallel mirror thing and echo what they did, we won’t.

Instead, we will think of something to help us sleep like a well fed, well loved baby. To do that, we will start counting the number of Senators there are in Illinois. No that’s too few. We will start with the population of China. That’s too many.

China’s sheep will do. Australia has 140 million (don’t quote us) we believe. China even has more. While counting but still awake, we will think of the wool China buries alive. But somehow, this Illinois impeachment thing has boosted our empowerment so much that you wouldn’t believe us if we told you. So, we won’t. We will dream about sending the Congress of 07 delegates to look for the buried wool in China. That’ll teach them, huh, Mr president?

This has been the craziest of derivations. We hang our head in shame and go to bed. But tell you what. We already know we will have the most peaceful baby sleep in god knows how many decades.

What do Spellman and Cameron think of this, we wonder? And you brother Olmert, and you, brother Hanniah, and, .....................................................................................................................................................................

Mohammad,

For Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

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